CUSTOMERSERVICE→

Wrong Aisle makes concept albums about subjects that do not get concept albums. The dopamine economy of the blind-bag reveal. Hockey. Geometry. A medieval quest that keeps going sideways. The food in your fridge. Each one gets a real genre, real production, and the full weight of a record that believes in itself.

Nothing here winks. If a song about a bath bomb sounds like it means it, that is because it means it.

the jokes are stocked on the bottom shelf. bend at the knees.

The warehouse is run by one person. He writes, produces, and shelves everything here, and operates the rest of the Brian 404 OS on the side.

He thinks he is very funny. This is documented. An internal reviewer (see Complaint #0001, below) has stated on the record that there are too many subtle things and nobody catches them. Management has reviewed the complaint and finds it accurate on both counts. No changes are planned.

Here is what the complaint leaves out: nobody gets it until they get it. Then they get all of it at once, and they go back through every aisle looking for what else they walked past. The warehouse is built for the second trip.

aisle 01 was stocked for the reviewer. the rest of the warehouse grew around it.

• Sinceritynon-returnable, all sales final
• First listenfree with membership. membership is free
• Second listenalso free (this is where we make our money)
• Refundsstore credit only, redeemable in fine print
• Lost & foundcheck the track notes. it's in the track notes
• Explanationsavailable at the counter. the employee will seem thrilled you asked

the complaints window is always open. the complaints are usually right.